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Murder Mystery Circuit + “Killer Hunger: Macros Solves the Case” Panel
Oct
29

Murder Mystery Circuit + “Killer Hunger: Macros Solves the Case” Panel

Immersive workout featuring Macros for Morons.

10 Person Limit

Whit Wiley was set to top the Empire’s list of the richest and most powerful men of 1985—until he washed up in the Southpark Mall fountain, strangled by a skinny tie. 🕵️‍♂️

Who’s responsible? Each participant becomes part of the story, taking on the role of a suspect—or the murderer—while we move through our killer circuit workout. Clues play out on the big screen, and themed music keeps you sweating and sleuthing. Solve the case and win a free session!

After the investigation, stick around for a free Criminal Investigation and an easy-to-prep lunch and dessert while Miranda, from Macros for Morons, hosts a panel on how to beat hunger while dieting and using your food as fuel to stay fit.

🩸 Murder your workout. Feed your hunger. Solve the case.

BONUS PERKS:

  • 🩸 Free Themed Sweatband — Wear your best ‘80s attire

  • 🍴 Recipes & prep tips included

  • 🎟 Voucher for Level of Involvement Upgrade

  • 💪 No equipment needed

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Murder Mystery Circuit + “Killer Hunger: Macros Solves the Case” Panel
Oct
19

Murder Mystery Circuit + “Killer Hunger: Macros Solves the Case” Panel

Immersive workout featuring Macros for Morons.

10 Person Limit

Whit Wiley was set to top the Empire’s list of the richest and most powerful men of 1985—until he washed up in the Southpark Mall fountain, strangled by a skinny tie. 🕵️‍♂️

Who’s responsible? Each participant becomes part of the story, taking on the role of a suspect—or the murderer—while we move through our killer circuit workout. Clues play out on the big screen, and themed music keeps you sweating and sleuthing. Solve the case and win a free session!

After the investigation, stick around for a free Criminal Investigation and an easy-to-prep lunch and dessert while Miranda, from Macros for Morons, hosts a panel on how to beat hunger while dieting and using your food as fuel to stay fit.

🩸 Murder your workout. Feed your hunger. Solve the case.

BONUS PERKS:

  • 🩸 Free Themed Sweatband — Wear your best ‘80s attire

  • 🍴 Recipes & prep tips included

  • 🎟 Voucher for Level of Involvement Upgrade

  • 💪 No equipment needed

Registration Form Below

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Murder Your Excuses Challenge
Oct
19
to Oct 31

Murder Your Excuses Challenge

Murder Your Excuses Challenge Registration

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Killer Abs Challenge
Oct
12
to Oct 18

Killer Abs Challenge

Killer Abs Challenge Registration

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